tastefullyoffensive:

"Leaf me alone." [wingnut4772]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Leaf me alone." [wingnut4772]

sdzoo:

Wink, scuttle, dance, wink, repeat. 

(via togifs)

eatsleepdraw:

…it’s my aeroplane.

eatsleepdraw:

…it’s my aeroplane.

eatsleepdraw:

"Coffee Time" - Vectored Life
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eatsleepdraw:

"Coffee Time" - Vectored Life

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tastefullyoffensive:

[amazingsuperpowers]

tastefullyoffensive:

[amazingsuperpowers]

tastefullyoffensive:

[@sallystrange]

tastefullyoffensive:

[@sallystrange]

(Source: bedabug)

eatsleepdraw:

"Snails N’ Roses" by Amelia Senville
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eatsleepdraw:

"Snails N’ Roses" by Amelia Senville

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boo-tyluvr:

If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

dragondicks:

promoting body positivity for larger girls:

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doing so by throwing skinny girls under the bus, calling thinner girls “fake”, or insisting that being bigger is “what men really want” (implying that any female body type is only good if it has male approval):

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cosmo tip #696

expertcosmotips:

if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap

(Source: jhsaucedo, via obscurus-nox)

softerworld:

A Softer World: 1147
(burning cities melt hearts)
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softerworld:

A Softer World: 1147

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"When you sense someone might be about to mug you, mug them first: Don’t be afraid to take action. If someone seems like they might be following you, pull a gun on that person and steal their valuables. This will send a clear message to the potential mugger and decrease your chances of getting mugged."

Absolutely Everything You Need To Know To Avoid Being Mugged (via david)

(Source: clickholeofficial, via tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: iraffiruse)

urbanmongoose:


Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head.

urbanmongoose:

Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head.

(via tastefullyoffensive)