most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies
if the neighborhood isnt going to help me wash these squirrels i guess i will have to do it all by myself
why are you going to wash squirrels
someone has to
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.
"Dude I dunno, necromancy is pretty fucked up." "Do it for the vine."
Coming soon : Moonstone Crystal Tomb Necklace from Blood Milk