yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

(Source: wordlesslanguage, via obscurus-nox)

tastefullyoffensive:

[rathernerdy]

(Source: catleecious)

ericscomics:

I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger…

But she sure is tryin’

(via tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: young-mr-white-england, via doctorwho)

halorvic:


CAROLYN: Ah, at last. Now then, guess who’s got a job tomorrow? I’ll give you a clue: it’s us.DOUGLAS: And they call Hitchcock the master of suspense.

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halorvic:

CAROLYN: Ah, at last. Now then, guess who’s got a job tomorrow? I’ll give you a clue: it’s us.
DOUGLAS: And they call Hitchcock the master of suspense.

Cabin Pressure commission :)

(Source: textsfromhannibalsoffice)

huffingtonpost:

Why swim with dolphins when you can swim with these adorable wild pigs in the Bahamas.

(via obscurus-nox)

burningupasun:


How long are you going to stay with me? Forever.

burningupasun:

How long are you going to stay with me? Forever.

(via doctorwho)

tastefullyoffensive:

Goat GIFs [x]

Previously: Animals Stealing Food

sofapizza:

someone get this for me in 8 days.

sofapizza:

someone get this for me in 8 days.

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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(via obscurus-nox)

romanoitalia:

arminsbooty:

artlert:

WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS

I’D BE BLOODY RICH

WAS THAT A PUN?

(Source: kounous, via obscurus-nox)

It’s not my job to make you a better man and I don’t give a shit if I’ve made you a better man. It’s not a fucking woman’s job to be consumed and invaded and spat out so that some fucking man can evolve. 

(Source: donaldmargolis, via youmaybeoffended)

softerworld:

A Softer World: 1088
(burn it down)
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softerworld:

A Softer World: 1088

(burn it down)

buy this print