tastefullyoffensive:

"I need those TPS reports!"

(Source: noveltastic)

(Source: catleecious)

tastefullyoffensive:

The bathroom signs at Stormcloud Brewing Co. in Frankfort, MI. [x]

(Source: tldrwikipedia, via tastefullyoffensive)

eristicka:

cinematic gold in 1993 and still cinematic gold in 2014

(Source: gatissmark, via obscurus-nox)

(Source: thrumm, via obscurus-nox)

sofapizza:

percymyjackson:

my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and showed us this after he went to the museum…

little known fact: the dinosaurs were excellent drivers.

sofapizza:

percymyjackson:

my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and showed us this after he went to the museum…

little known fact: the dinosaurs were excellent drivers.

tastefullyoffensive:

[agrapeana]

tastefullyoffensive:

[agrapeana]

robertdafoto:


High Five [video]

robertdafoto:

High Five [video]

(via togifs)

sofapizza:

ourpoeticlives:officialjeffgoldblum:

me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: do i know u

image

as if getting burned by the sun wasn’t enough

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

[alphabitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

[alphabitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

[gemmacorrell]

tastefullyoffensive:

[gemmacorrell]

tastefullyoffensive:

Brushy Brushy [via]

Previously: Animals Stealing Food

wtfevolution:

"Hey, evolution, you seem like you’re feeling better. That’s a pretty red bug you’re making there.”
"Oh, thanks. It’s a flatid leaf bug."
"I like the shape. And that’s a lovely shade of red."
"I picked it myself."
"That’s a weird fuzzy branch it’s crawling on, though, huh?"
"What? No. Those are the babies."
"I’m sorry?"
"Babies. Dozens of creepy, squirmy, waxy, fringy babies.”
"… you are so weird.”
Source: Flickr / christophandre / licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0 (exposure adjusted from original)

wtfevolution:

"Hey, evolution, you seem like you’re feeling better. That’s a pretty red bug you’re making there.”

"Oh, thanks. It’s a flatid leaf bug."

"I like the shape. And that’s a lovely shade of red."

"I picked it myself."

"That’s a weird fuzzy branch it’s crawling on, though, huh?"

"What? No. Those are the babies."

"I’m sorry?"

"Babies. Dozens of creepy, squirmy, waxy, fringy babies.”

"… you are so weird.”

Source: Flickr / christophandre / licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0 (exposure adjusted from original)